People. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Whaddaya gonna do about it?
Alright, but seriously, I really don't like some people. The only question is how to deal with them. Do tell them off? Act openly rude to them? Or, do you try to treat them with respect, hoping that they will follow suit and act civil? I believe it differs between each group, let's elaborate!
Let's start first with the hipsters. People who think they are better than everyone else, especially people who endorse pop culture, due to their don't care attitude, modern clothes, indie music, and their blogs. Good lord, how trite do you have to be to have a BLOG. Seriously this behavior has to stop, but, it must be dealt with carefully. First, we have to ignore them. Like, completely blow them off. Don't glance at them, talk about them, or even think about them. Let's say this fails. Now if we have an interaction with these folk, treat them with complete kindness. Greet them with a smile and when they inevitably turn a cold shoulder tell them off. Absolutely rip them a new one. If we can somehow bring them back to reality and show them that they are no better than anyone else, we have succeeded. Of course, this is not a proven method, but a mere theory, however I believe it has the potential to be very effective.
Ah, yes! Douchebags. They parade around in Affliction t-shirts flaunting their bad boy style at every street corner in America. We have to take a different approach to these unfortunate beings because they are a completely different breed. While hipsters may be bothered by inattention, douches don't even notice because their intellect is far too low. Instead, we need to be condescending and make sure they know that they are below us and we do not like the way that they act. The problem is if they catch on, there is a possibility that they can actually kick our asses. That is where our verbal ass chewing commences. Use as many 4+ syllable words to confuse and demean them. If this all goes according to plan, we can not only confuse the shit out of them, but maybe even get across our general message that they need to STOP.
I hope this has been helpful and that someday the world will be full of tolerable people. But, if this fails we can just kill 'em all. The end.
Alright, but seriously, I really don't like some people. The only question is how to deal with them. Do tell them off? Act openly rude to them? Or, do you try to treat them with respect, hoping that they will follow suit and act civil? I believe it differs between each group, let's elaborate!
Let's start first with the hipsters. People who think they are better than everyone else, especially people who endorse pop culture, due to their don't care attitude, modern clothes, indie music, and their blogs. Good lord, how trite do you have to be to have a BLOG. Seriously this behavior has to stop, but, it must be dealt with carefully. First, we have to ignore them. Like, completely blow them off. Don't glance at them, talk about them, or even think about them. Let's say this fails. Now if we have an interaction with these folk, treat them with complete kindness. Greet them with a smile and when they inevitably turn a cold shoulder tell them off. Absolutely rip them a new one. If we can somehow bring them back to reality and show them that they are no better than anyone else, we have succeeded. Of course, this is not a proven method, but a mere theory, however I believe it has the potential to be very effective.
Ah, yes! Douchebags. They parade around in Affliction t-shirts flaunting their bad boy style at every street corner in America. We have to take a different approach to these unfortunate beings because they are a completely different breed. While hipsters may be bothered by inattention, douches don't even notice because their intellect is far too low. Instead, we need to be condescending and make sure they know that they are below us and we do not like the way that they act. The problem is if they catch on, there is a possibility that they can actually kick our asses. That is where our verbal ass chewing commences. Use as many 4+ syllable words to confuse and demean them. If this all goes according to plan, we can not only confuse the shit out of them, but maybe even get across our general message that they need to STOP.
I hope this has been helpful and that someday the world will be full of tolerable people. But, if this fails we can just kill 'em all. The end.
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