Okay, so like the last few days in AP Psych I've really had nothing to do but dick around on the laptops or in the computer labs. We've been done with our real work now for a while in that class and because I have the internet on my hands I am beginning to find that on the internet there are some strange people. So, my friend Ali and I are surfing the web, looking at clothes we want to buy in the summer, checking twitter and doing other typical teenage web behaviors. Then, I notice Ali is on Craigslist looking for a cat (she's a bit obsessed with the feline race) and I begin reading one of the posts. She explains to me that there is an individual who is willing to meet up in the Kingston parking lot and give her a kitten for free. She wants to know if I would accompany her, along with her boyfriend, as moral support/bodyguards. A scary idea I immediately shut it down but laugh at the weirdos that must be constantly roaming these Craigslist forums. Ali now takes me to the epicenter of all internet creeps, loners, weirdos, and pervs: the missed connections and casual encounters Craigslist forums.
We first headed to missed connections. While creepy, desperate, and often times weird, these were pretty tame compared to what we found later. A lot of these men and occasionally women were lonely and it was pretty apparent through their writing. They tended to sensationalize brief encounters with other men and women in a way that was really disturbing. Having said that I didn't even know that this section was only scratching the surface of how truly fucked up people can be. There was one particularly funny story about a man who met a women in Hallmark at the mall and helped her pick out candles. At one point he wrote about staring at her chest until he was "... busted." The more detail these went into the funnier they got and my creepy pedofile voice certainly helped add to the mood. What came next was far worse.
After laughing at these for some time we thought, "What could be funnier that lonely people hopelessly posting on the internet to find a person they had only met for a short while?" Clearly the answer was lonely people trying to find other equally lonely people that they had absolutely no connection to. So, we take a trip over to the casual encounters category and what we saw was just plain fucked up. Here's a sample post, directly from the casual encounters section of the Cedar Rapids Craigslist:
"Wife is out with friends and its time to give into my fantasy. I want a smaller hard cock in my ass for the FIRST time. My wife has used a strap-on but I want to take a load in my virgin ass. I would like a face pic so I make sure I don't know you or work with you, discretion is a must! I will send face pus in return. I am a taller gentleman so here is your chance short guys, give it to me hard!"
Honestly, I can't tell if these are real or if they are written sarcastically but there are far too many of them and a whole lot of them provide a phone number or some medium of contact that there are some real ones out there. A commonality that I found amongst a few of these was that there are a lot of encounters in book stores of all places! Whether it be a missed connection between two homosexual men or a longing to hook up at a glory hole, the creepy Craigslist community loves the bookstores.
We first headed to missed connections. While creepy, desperate, and often times weird, these were pretty tame compared to what we found later. A lot of these men and occasionally women were lonely and it was pretty apparent through their writing. They tended to sensationalize brief encounters with other men and women in a way that was really disturbing. Having said that I didn't even know that this section was only scratching the surface of how truly fucked up people can be. There was one particularly funny story about a man who met a women in Hallmark at the mall and helped her pick out candles. At one point he wrote about staring at her chest until he was "... busted." The more detail these went into the funnier they got and my creepy pedofile voice certainly helped add to the mood. What came next was far worse.
After laughing at these for some time we thought, "What could be funnier that lonely people hopelessly posting on the internet to find a person they had only met for a short while?" Clearly the answer was lonely people trying to find other equally lonely people that they had absolutely no connection to. So, we take a trip over to the casual encounters category and what we saw was just plain fucked up. Here's a sample post, directly from the casual encounters section of the Cedar Rapids Craigslist:
"Wife is out with friends and its time to give into my fantasy. I want a smaller hard cock in my ass for the FIRST time. My wife has used a strap-on but I want to take a load in my virgin ass. I would like a face pic so I make sure I don't know you or work with you, discretion is a must! I will send face pus in return. I am a taller gentleman so here is your chance short guys, give it to me hard!"
Honestly, I can't tell if these are real or if they are written sarcastically but there are far too many of them and a whole lot of them provide a phone number or some medium of contact that there are some real ones out there. A commonality that I found amongst a few of these was that there are a lot of encounters in book stores of all places! Whether it be a missed connection between two homosexual men or a longing to hook up at a glory hole, the creepy Craigslist community loves the bookstores.
I feel as though I have spent far too long talking about such a disgusting topic and so I just wanna end it. The bottom line is stay off Craigslist and away from bathrooms in bookstores.
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